Recession Looms as Aliens Begin CHARGING for Anal Probes! Looks like I’m sticking to the Whirled News theme again for this strip, so let’s have some fun with another outrageous headline. How About; “Leading Economists Predict Looming Recession as Aliens Begin CHARGING for Anal Probes!” Seems like an obvious way for aliens stranded on Earth to raise some cash. A stand in the front yard was probably a bad idea. Maybe the little grey guy should have tried some adverts on the interwebs.

Looks like I’m sticking to the Whirled News theme again for this strip, so let’s have some fun with another outrageous headline. How About; “Leading Economists Predict Looming Recession as Aliens Begin CHARGING for Anal Probes!” Seems like an obvious way for aliens stranded on Earth to raise some cash. A stand in the front yard was probably a bad idea. Maybe the little grey guy should have tried some adverts on the interwebs.